At last, the first move has been made -
the first step in the long overdue crusade to elevate our
glorious but neglected nation from the gloomy depths of
anonymity in the world power struggle to its rightful
position -- towering over its northern neighbours,
reigning splendidly at the helm of the universe.
Never again to suffer the perpetual
onslaught of "downunder" jokes -- implications from
Northern nations that the height of a country's prestige
is determined by its equivalent spatial location on a
conventional map of the world.
This map, a subtle but definite first
step, corrects the situation. No longer will the South
wallow in a pit of insignificance, carrying the North on
its shoulders for little or no recognition of her efforts.
Finally, South emerges on top.
Spread the word. Spread the map! South is superior.
Long live AUSTRALIA -- RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!
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